Favorite lines Frank used.
Info from Scott.
Ahhh, old people suck, ahhh
Death is stalking you!
[He loved shouting this to old people.]
Frank: You know Scott, true love is butt love.
Scott: Just shut up.
Fuck it
I'd like to make her face look like a glazed doughnut
Kewl
This AIDS thing is really killing me.
(Then procedes to cough on person in front of him in line)
Have good mosh-pitting.
(In the Adam Sandler goat voice)
I can masterbate with both friends. I'm amidex-ter-ous.
It's Christmas time all over again
(cause his loogie was red and green)
Gussie, Gussie ...i'm gonna fuck you in the ass Gussie
(To their lazy ass Cat)
My wife...she was so young when we met....bitch
"wobwob Please Eddie..."
(like Roger Rabbit)
"Scott, we're going to Wrestlemania baby"
(holding 3 wrestlemania tickets)
"Las Vegas is an adult Disneyland"
Spotty, Spotty...when you gonna die Spotty?
(Ironicly the dog lasted a year longer than he did.)
Shut up white devil
(to Scott)
Join the dark side you knob
Jelly filled, eh.
Come here Tom I'm gonna take you in the ass.
Oh fine Job.
(In the Simpson's Snake voice. In reference to a blowjob)
We're not out of this yet....
(losing 53-0 in the Turkeybowl)
"We're happy Metallica, Happy Metallica sucks."
[return to Hall]
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