Oddities 2011
Draft Party held at Serna REC Hall (AGAIN!)
The floor of the hall as we enter is wet. I guess they had mopped heavily with cleansers and stuff but forgot its cold and the humitity is 60% that night.
Scott has Patric 'the Grinch' Portera help setup the hall. (The streamers look like Charlie Brown's freaking tree.)
As prepared as ever, we setup the streamers, with red electrical tape. (Hey, its festive!)
People show to the party, late of course.
'Potluck' consists of dip and chips I brought. Dates (WTF) that Joe brought. And a few bags of chips someone else brought. A two liter of Coke
and half a 12pack that Kenny brought. Eventually someone also brought brownies.
Scott puts Pete in charge of MC'ing the start of the draft party festivities. (I think he talks for a full minute before turning it over.)
The Joe and Pete show issuing prizes and reading the tickets of the prize drawing. (Need I say more?)
Don brings his date to the party (his dog). What are we the Westminster show now?
Props to Bob Hoage bringing in $210 bucks worth of toys. (We're not entirely sure they were all 'bought')
Guido brought in $130 bucks worth of toys. (And that lazy bastard doesn't event play anymore)
Founder gets up early for game. 5am! Discovers he needs a ride since there is no way his wife and kid are going that damn early. (the President helps him out).
The morning of the pre-game, it starts rainging! (Buck and Scott standing like dumbasses under an umbrella waiting for Pete to show, finally get in his car.)
Pete late for laying down the field. Texts his one word excuse: "Fucking". (Excuse accepted.)
Pete's 'straight as an arrow' lines. These things have more curves than J-Lo
Right before 9am, kickoff, the rain, mysteriously, miraculously, stops. Scott's blood pressure goes up 20 points.
Rebeka, Kenny's daughter for helping out with the chain gang. Pulling the chain so fast, nearly pulling Buck into the mud.
"That's holding" someone yells, Juan responds "That's Double holding!"
Ball comes out after a play is dead. Someone yells "The ground can't cause a fumble". Juan yells "The ball caused the fumble"
"Hey I didn't know Scott's dad was coming" Buck (When Russ and Scott were standing next to each other)
"Buck lost his keys? No wonder he couldn't find them, they were hiding under the jerseys, he would have found them if they were in the donut box" Rich
"Where you going? No where!" Pete (an instant before Josh jooks him and runs past him like he was standing still. Afterwards on a big play towards the endzone Buck comments "I guess we know we're they're going now..."
"We have a bunch of mexicans here and the white guy is trying to slim-jim the car?" (as Pete tries to unlock Buck's car.) [Previous][Oddities][Next]
