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Yearly Injury Report
"Smells like a BenGay factory in here."

1988 no injuries, but a lot of soar bodies.
1989 no injuries, but the boys smelled like Ben-Gay
1990 Physcho, ankle boy year one.
1991 Matt and Kenny, stomach: repeated vomiting
1992 Kenny, broken sternum. Scott, bruised ribs. Clint, bruised kidneys.
1993 Vince, exhaustion. Physcho, ankle year two. Clint, bruised ribs.
1994 Vince, exhaustion
1995 researching
1996 Joe Buckle, seperated shoulder
1997Clint, cracked molar
1998Psycho - Death
Tom - Broken rib, broken clavical, punctured lung, 4 broken vertebrae
(before he made it to the field)
1999Jeremy Dietrich - Bashed Nose
Scott "Scort" - Stiff Gig, 7 total cuts to forehead.
2000 Pete Torrisi - Concussion: Knocked unconscious.
Kenny Rogers - Pulled Calf Muscle
Don Watson - Twisted Ankle
Frank Heller - Knee to stomach.
Patric Portera - Squashed Ankle.
2006 Pete Torrisi - Busted nose, mild concussion.
Steve D'arbo - Twisted ankle.
2007 Buck- Twists/sprains hand. Limited motion for two months.
2008 Scott-Blows out disc in his back and causes nerve damage. Walks like a stoke victim. On injured reserve for year.
Patric Portera- Throws out shoulder jumping out of window avoiding irate husband. Ironman now Injuredman on injured reserve for year. Props for being 50 year old playa.
Pete - Gets his ankle rolled by Andy Sims.
Andy Sims - Pulls his hamstring rolling over Pete.
Tony Gannon - Nearly dislocates shoulder on hit.
2009 Scott-Had back of 80 year old.
Patric Portera- Lost sack.
Andy Sims - High ankle sprain.
2010Fernando - Tailbone (someone busted a cap in his ass).
2011Danny Serna - Blows out knee on TD reception.
Uncategorized (I don't remember which year): Dave "Shades" Manhat: Busts out his two front teeth.
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