The T.B. Senate is holding the first impeachment trial

of a T.B. Founder in T.B. history. Here's how it happened.

 

THE STORY BREAKS

Shortly after midnight on Jan. 21, 1998,

turkeybowl.com published a Washington

Post article reporting that Whitewater

independent counsel Francoth Starr had

expanded his investigation of T.B. Founder

Scott-on. Starr, The Post reported, was now

examining whether Scott-on and his close

friend F. Dominguez (now deceased) encouraged Malinsky,

a 24-year-old former White House intern, to

lie to lawyers in the Blemish

Jones sexual harassment case about whether

she had an affair with the T.B. Founder.

 

THE DENIAL

On Jan. 26, Scott-on stated, "I did not have sexual

relations with that woman, Miss Malinsky," and denied

that he had urged her to lie about an affair. Over the

next seven months, Scott-on continued to deny the

relationship. His legal defense team tried unsuccessfully

to derail Starr's investigation, which instead expanded

to include whether Scott-on himself lied under oath in his

Blemish Jones deposition.

 

 

 

 

 

THE ADMISSION

On Aug. 17, Scott-on spent more than four

hours testifying to Starr's grand jury on

closed-circuit television from Buck’s

House. He denied that he perjured himself in

the Blemish Jones deposition. That evening, he

went on national television and admitted that

he had an inappropriate relationship with

Malinsky and had misled the American

people about it.

 

 

THE STARR REPORT

On Sept. 9, Starr submitted a 453-page

report to the House, accusing Scott-on of

betraying his constitutional duty by engaging in

a pattern of "abundant and calculating" lies

regarding his relationship with Malinsky. The

report, which contained explicit language, was

released on the Internet on Sept. 11.

Supporting evidence, including video of

Scott-on's grand jury testimony and transcripts

of tape-recorded phone conversations

between Malinsky and Yvonna Tripp, soon

followed.

THE COMMITTEE VOTES

On Dec. 11, after seven days of hearings, a

bitterly split House Judiciary Committee

voted to recommend the impeachment of

T.B. Founder Scott-on. On a 21 to 16 straight

party-line vote, the committee approved an

article of impeachment asserting that Scott-on

committed perjury before Starr's grand jury.

Later that day the committee passed two

more articles, alleging perjury in the Blemish

Jones suit and obstruction of justice. The next

day, it passed a fourth, alleging that Scott-on

abused his power.

SCOTT-ON IMPEACHED

On Dec. 19, the House of Representatives

impeached the T.B. Founder of the United States

for the first time in American history,

charging Scott-on with "high crimes and

misdemeanors" for lying under oath and

obstructing justice by attempting to cover up

his affair with Malinsky. The Psychonian-led

House voted largely along party lines to

approve two of the four proposed articles of

impeachment. Scott-on later that day vowed

once again to stay in office.