The Days the Times, the Forever...
1963 1984
1963
December 2:Patric "Old man" Portera is born.
1968
Feburary: Steve "Magic 8-Ball" Kennedy is born.
1971
March 15: Frank "Psycho" Dominguez is born.
October: Scott "the Anti-Christ" is spawned.
1972
Feburary 5: Franco "American" is born.
1973
March 15: Tom "Good Guy" is born.
August 31: Malinda "the SheDevil" is born.
1974
March: Buck "the Holy" is born.
June?July?: Chuck "Choo Hoi" is born.
September 9: Mrs. Scott Portera is born.
November: Dave "Boola" and Don "the Duck" are born
1975
June: Joe "Bagel" is born. Emily Torrisi born. She 18?
1976
December: Rich "Da Bitch" is born.
1977
May: Star Wars: The New Hope is released.
: "Little" Danny is hatched.
1978
June: Mike "Dozer" is rolled out.
1980
May: Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back is released.
1981
August 3: "Stone Cold" Nina is born.
August 10: MTV is born.
1982
June: Tron is released.
July: Scott rescued Frank from Porterville
1983
: Rubik's cube and the smurfs debut.
May: Star Wars: Return of the Jedi is released.
>1984:
Fall: Vince sneaks into Roberta's window constantly to do her.
DECEMBER 14: Dune released.
1985
March 31:Wrestlemania I, Scott inspired (perspired?).
July 3: Back to the Future is released.
1986
May: TopGun comes out.
1987
April: Psycho starts at Carl's Jr.
1988
March 27: Scott's Wrestlemania IV party, Frank is christened "Psycho"
: Eric "Future Draft Pick #1" is born.
June: Scott, Matt, Psycho, Gracen, Franco attend REO Speedwagon concert.
Jeff, Psycho, Scott, Franco form not only the 'SuperPowers' but Sal's Bowling Supply.
November: First Turkey Bowl, the Jeffs vs the Psychos
1989
April: Psycho 'deflowered'.
October: The BIG ONE hits the bay area.
November: Second Turkey Bowl, the Jeffs vs the Scotts, The Miracle Bowl;
Dave and Buck take part for first time.
1990
November: Scott does pot. First 'Turry' Bowl.
Third Turkey Bowl, the Matts vs The Psychos, The Frozen Bowl
1991
: Kevin "Future Draft Pick #2" is born.
November: Fourth Turkey Bowl, the Matts vs the Scotts, The Blackford Bowl
Little Danny Plays, making him the youngest ever player. Rules changed after game to require
high school status as player prequisite.
1992
March 2: Scott 'deflowered'.
Buck gets license, gets ticket next day.
November: Fifth Turkey Bowl, Red vs Meat, The Redmeat Bowl aka (Bad Attitude Bowl)
1993
May: Psycho divorced.
October: Howard Stern goes on the air in SJ.
November: Sixth Turkey Bowl, the Goo Crew vs. Matt's Hoses, Brother vs Brother Bowl
1994
January: Psycho starts to work for Steve.
: Kenny tossed in jail, later released.
May: Clerks is released.
October 14: Pulp Fiction is released.
November: Seventh Turkey Bowl, Clint'ons vs. Juans Hooters; 1st Draft Party
Turkey Bowl Program makes debut, as does the Turkey Bowl Free Press
1995
August: Ranma 1/2 makes first appearance and invades some players minds.
September: Players start to get on the Net.
October 20: Mallrats is released.
November: Howard Stern book signing.
Eighth Turkey Bowl, the Dozers vs. The Marley Men, The Buckle Bowl; 2nd Draft Party
Buck doesn't vote Georgie "Ball-Nazi" for MVP, Scott cries foul.
December: Matt moves to Oregon.
1996
March: Happy Gillmore
April: Tom falls for Sophie "the Stripper".
May: Matt gets married.
June 21: Eraser
Species Sneak Preview (The ending we saw sucked, but it didn't allow a sequel, damn producers)
July 4: Independence Day
November: Ninth Turkey Bowl, the Kwizats Haderachs vs the Spearchuckers; 3rd and Last Draft Party
December 23: Vince tossed in jail, eventually released after Christmas.
1997
January: Star Wars: The New Hope is rereleased.
Feburary: Scott 'the Evil' is married.
Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back is rereleased.
March: Scott 'the Evil' is divorced, Scott 'the New' is reborn.
March 7: Private Parts released.
Star Wars: Return of the Jedi is rereleased, crushes Private Parts.
April 4: Chasing Amy is released.
June: Chuck "Choo Hoi" is married.
: The Turkey Bowl enters the web.
August: Marshall (our first ref) gets hitched and runs away.
November: Tenth Turkey Bowl; 1st Draft-Free Party
Max becomes our second ever referee.
December 28: Scott 'the New' vows never to sleep with Malinda.
29: Scott 'the New' dies, Scott 'the Bastard' is hatched, goes after Malinda.
31: Buck watches Titanic with Bumpy and Mike, last time he babysits.
1998
January 25: Frank "Psycho" Dominguez passes away; Turkey Bowl Renamed 'Frank "Psycho" Dominguez Turkey Bowl'.
Feburary: Dave takes trip to Canada, comes back a Socialist.
April: Dave's woman Denise visits.
May 1: Malinda and Scott break up. No one saw that coming.
June: "Future Draft Pick #3" to be born, way to go Vince! Eight more and we got a whole new team!
14: Buck gets job, Part II.
August: 7: The spawn of Rich is born (Richie Jr).
8: TJ and Pauline married.
October: Dave announces wedding for next year. Scott officially divorsed.
24: Rich & Shantain married.
November: Eleventh Turkey Bowl, 1st Frank "Psycho" Dominguez Turkey Bowl, da 'Mush' Bowl
1999
January 25: Franco, Tom, Scott & I revisit Psycho. Mini aquarium with "Psycho Water" created.
Feburary: Scott & Nicole (read blondette part 2) together at Steve & franco prty
March: 4: Buck takes Malinda to lunch. Scott mentions sloppy seconds Buck mentions a real bright light.
7th: Franco takes Buck to the Fillmore and we see Tom Petty!
: Dave leaves for Canada. We hope he is happy. (gag..)
21: Buck takes Malinda to movies. Mal eats foot long hot dog.
22: Buck's 25th b'day party. 6 cases of beer and Buck sits alone. Forced to drink it himself, sick for next six weeks.
April: 1: Pete suggests TGIFriday's and doesnt show up. officially banned for 2 months from suggesting a place.
30: Malinda takes Buck to lunch. Nothing major happens although we had Mexican for lunch & I can tell you she wasn't wearing panties. :) Nearly 1 year to the day that Scott and her broke up. Awww. Too bad. haha!
May: Star Wars I to be released.
June: Nina graduates
29th: Mike's 21st birthday. Vegas baby!
October: Dave was to get married to Denise the Canuck. Date moved up.
November: FPDTB XII; First TB with managers.
2000
January 25: Franco, Tom, Scott & I revisit Psycho. Mini aquarium with "Psycho Water" created - Part II.
April 24 Scott gets pissed at Vinny. Challenges him to Lion's Den Match at Turkey Bowl
June: Scott to move from banking to Corporate Banking!
24: Vinny Power-Bombs Scott through table at Lion's Den Match Contract Signing.
August 11: Dave to get married to Denise the Canuck.
November 23: FPDTB XIII: The Bald Bowl or The Millenium Bowl. Buck & TJ managing. Franco & Mark Milton Captains.
Also scheduled: LION'S DEN MATCH BETWEEN Scott "STAIN" Howard & Vinny "INNOVATOR" Massaro
2001
January 25: Foretold: Did not come true: Dave divorced, comes crying
back home.
May: Star
Wars: Episode II to be released.
June: Fortold: Did not come true: Chuck
is divorced, his woman departs for Vegas.
November: FPDTB XIV
2002
January:
November: FPDTB XV
2003
January:
November: FPDTB XVI
2004
July 11: Scott repoduces! Justina Grace Portera born. Three generations of Porteras been at the game.
November: FPDTB XVII
2005
November: FPDTB XVIII: Barely Legal
2006
November: FPDTB XIX: Chi-Town Heat
...
Time passes
2050
Most Turkey Bowl players are dead, those that aren't Buck cryogenically freezes. Buck runs game with robots.
November: FPDSBPJBJS... CXIV
2051
Robots rebel. Buck creates clones from player DNA.
November: FPDSBPJBJS... TurkeyBowl CXV: Robots vs Clones
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